Normal human. Bipedal. Ten fingernails, most days of the week. 80% water. Weezer fan. Three lighters. Spiders tolerate me.
My greatest life passion is helping snails cross the street.
I break everything I touch.
Update log:
BORN TO DIE. WORLD IS A FUCK. Kill Em All 1989. I am trash man. 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS